Cat Shaming–Why Should Dog Owners Have All the Fun?

I am a creeper when my owner is showering.

I bit my owner on the rear when she was bending to clean my litter box.

I try to pass off three-day-old, flattened roadkill as my own catch.

I somehow got the lid off the urn, then I sneezed in Grandma’s ashes.

I diligently perform “cat opera” at 4 a.m.