By Sandy Kempton
We all know that dogs don’t sweat–except for a teeny bit through their feet. They depend on panting to exchange hot air for cool, but when the outside air is the same as their inside air, that form of air conditioning isn’t so efficient.
mounds of BMD bm’s I check on our precious darling on the deck. I reach for her leash to take her out again; but now it’s in three pieces, rendering it completely useless. I guess she told me.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just One. And then I’ll replace ALL the wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that lamp.
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh Me, Me Me! PLEEEEEEEEZE let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I, PLEEEEEEEEZE, PLEASE PLEASE?
German Shepard: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led everyone out of the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed anyone, make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell: I’ll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and chasing my tail.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there–RIGHT THERE
Greyhound: It isn’t running, who cares?
Sheltie: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear, and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Terrier: Let me bark at it for a while to see if it really needs changing.