Here Comes the Brideā€¦.and the dog?

by Sandy Kempton


One of our Fantastically Fabulous Pet Professionals here at Barks and Blooms sent me this picture the other day.



Dogs at weddings is becoming more and more popular.  There are websites dedicated to designing a wedding with humans and canines in mind.    Pinterest is overflowing with boards on the subject.


What do you imagine with you think about a wedding that includes furry friends?  


Or this?




Have you included a fur-kid in your wedding?  Know someone who has?  Tell us about it!


Baby, It’s Hot Outside! (or How to Help Your Dog Avoid Heat Stroke)

By Sandy Kempton


We all know that dogs don’t sweat–except for a teeny bit through their feet.  They depend on panting to exchange hot air for cool, but when the outside air is the same as their inside air, that form of air conditioning isn’t so efficient.  




Being left in a car during hot weather, confined on concrete or asphalt surfaces, and being without shade or fresh water on hot days can lead to heat stroke.  Did you know that Pugs, Pekinese and Bulldogs are more prone to heat stroke because of their cute little noses?


What does heat stroke in dogs look like?  It starts with heavy breathing, the tongue looks bright red, saliva thickens and the dog may vomit.  (The body temperature also rises to over 104 degrees, but most of us don’t have a rectal thermometer handy to check that.)  If shock sets in, the lips turn gray and the dog may become unsteady and collapse.  



So what do you do now?  First, you must cool the dog at once.  Usually moving him to an air-conditioned area is sufficient, but sometimes it is necessary to place the dog in a cool bath or spray him gently with a garden hose for a few minutes.  Be careful not to cool too much or too rapidly,  because that causes another problem:  hypothermia and shock.



Always, always follow up with your veterinarian if you believe your dog has suffered heat stroke to avoid other complications.

Do You Live in a Dog State or a Cat State?

Illustrated here is the difference between the percentage of households that own dogs and the percentage that own cats. Orange colors indicate a higher percentage of dog owners while blue colors indicate a higher percentage of cat owners.

In Maryland, it looks like we’re leaning more towards the Meows than the Woofs, which makes us in line with the top five cat-lovin’ states of Maine, Vermont, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, and Connecticut.  
The top dog states are Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, and Arizona.

So, which are you?  A Meow or a Woof?

Two Cats + One Pug = Funny Friday!!

How many of you enjoy entertaining your dogs and cats with flashlights or laser pointers?  I admit it–I’ve done it.  It’s hilarious and the animals seem to enjoy it, too.  And while one should always be careful with the laser beams and our sweet fur-kids’ eyes, they get a workout and so do our abs when we chuckle and guffaw at their antics.  Enjoy! 



Cats vs. Laser Pointer

Kittens Can Catch?
Laser Pointer Pug

We Never Said Dog Walking Was Dignified

A typical day in the life of a dog walker
(Thank you Lisa, for sharing)
April 3rd

7:53 pm – Receive text from a client asking if I can stop by as her daughter will be at a friend’s house.  And oh, by the way, the puppy cannot run or jump because she has stitches from being spayed recently.
 
April 4th
 
7:15 a.m. – Leave house to go to a morning visit for a vacation client.
 
7:30 a.m. – Discover the road to their neighborhood is closed–in both directions!
 
7:30 – 8:15 a.m.  – Drive aimlessly through the county trying to find a detour to get to the dog.  Call Manager to look at map. We both conclude that there is no other access to the neighborhood!  Contemplate parking the car and walking 2 miles to the house.
 
8:19 a.m. –  Client from last night sends a text to say her daughter will now be home, but please come anyway.
 
8:25 a.m. –  Beg police officer at the road barrier to let me through to get to the poor dog. (He does!)
 
8:35 a.m. – Finally get to my first morning visit – one happy dog, one happy walker!
 
11:08 a.m. – A client with  a pool texts to say the pool is being opened today — note in the house to cover every aspect of dog care during pool care–this should be interesting. 
 
11:17 a.m. – A client texts to say she is leaving work early – no need to come today.
 
11:52 a.m. – Visit Golden puppy (the one with the stitches)  and spend 20 minutes trying to convince her she should not run or jump.
 
12:20 p.m. – Drive past client house with the pool – pool people are there. Decide they do not need any help from the dogs to open the pool. Will go back later.
 
12:40 p.m. – Visit another Golden puppy who likes to pee on the area rug near the door. I get smart and move the rug before leashing him up to go out. We get outside and he sits down right at my feet. I congratulate him (and myself) on getting outside in time, only to realize he’s not sitting–he’s squatting–he’s actually peeing on the mesh part of my brand new walking shoes.  Before you know it,  my sock is soaked as well. Now who’s the smart one?
 
1:30 p.m. – Back to the vacation client dog who will not leave my shoe alone;  courtesy of the leaking Golden puppy.
 
2:15 p.m. – Return to the client house with the pool. Pool is now open, but so full of chemicals that I need to keep the dogs away. I leash the Newfoundland (she loves the pool and has a mind of her own).  Her brother, Burmese Mountain Dog, pees.  Newfoundland just sits down and looks at the pool. I bring them back to the deck and shut the gate – leaving the leash on the Newfie so I can take her to pee again later. I take the other dog in for a treat and find poo in both the dining and living rooms on BRAND NEW area rugs! After cleaning up the


mounds of BMD bm’s  I check on our precious darling on the deck. I reach for her leash to take her out again; but now it’s in three pieces, rendering it completely useless. I guess she told me.

 
3:00 p.m. – Go home to walk my own dog,  who is distracted by my not-so-sweet-smelling shoe.
 
3:45 p.m. – Wash shoe – Febreeze heavily.
 
4:00 p.m. –  Raid son’s Easter basket for a Reese’s Egg because I forgot to eat lunch. 
 
7:00 p.m. – Back to vacation client wearing a different pair of shoes.
 
8:30 p.m. – Finally get a shower and fall into bed so I can get up and do it all again bright and early tomorrow.
 
The good news? It wasn’t raining!
 
Would I trade this life for something more dignified? Not a chance. It’s the best job ever!
 
 

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?




Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a light bulb?

Border Collie: Just One. And then I’ll replace ALL the wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that lamp.

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab:  Oh Me, Me Me!   PLEEEEEEEEZE let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I, PLEEEEEEEEZE, PLEASE PLEASE?

German Shepard: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led everyone out of the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed anyone, make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell: I’ll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and chasing my tail.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there–RIGHT THERE

Greyhound: It isn’t running, who cares?

Sheltie:  First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear, and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Terrier: Let me bark at it for a while to see if it really needs changing.